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Girl w/ Knife - All I Want No. 10 Size Greeting Card - Gold Foil
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All I want for Christmas is cold hard cash. A card that clearly pokes fun at holiday consumerism. WINNER of 2022 *Noted @Noted Snarkiest Card by the Greeting Card Association. Single blank interior greeting card with matching blush metallic envelope.
9.25" H × 3.875" W
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